Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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