All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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