We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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