i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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