This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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