i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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