I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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