what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We need to get me chipped asap
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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