I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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