I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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