Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
