Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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