For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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