They should really pass out barf bags in church
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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