too bad you live with your parents still
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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