I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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