Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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