no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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