I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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