and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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