seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Enjoy the penises
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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