He is an equal opportunity slut.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Randomize
