I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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