Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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