when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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