wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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