Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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