Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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