you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Randomize
