Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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