butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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