Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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