In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i was born a porn star she said
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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