i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
