Farmville is her only friend.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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