I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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