garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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