there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
