pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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