She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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