bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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