whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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