butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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