I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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