Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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