I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
no, he came in my armpit
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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