we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
