it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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