We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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