The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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