i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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