Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's just like the Real World with babies
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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